Seriously this hype over false hair, nails and godforbid eyelashes has become crazy! I work in a predominantly female company and at least 65% of the employees buy their face,nails and hair.

I love makeup- i won’t lie, especially the dramatic kind that only performers can pull off, but some people dont realise its called STAGE makeup for a reason, so unless these co-workers of mine are not starring in the new pirates of the caribbean, then that Johnny Depp – i’m stoned-gothic- eye liner is really not for an 8 hr working day. And if  the girls seem to think it looks great just ask anyone who has to talk to them and ends up staring as most of the black gunk settles in their eyes and their tear ducts start running black water, like something out of a Hitchcock movie.

But if all that weren’t bad enough I know these women are not hygenic, for one most of them look like they just had to touch up the black gunk from the  first application, its like something that is layered on so consistently that they can no longer tell what their eyes are supposed to look like!

Now the eyelashes, i can understand if you’re doing this for a big event, a photoshoot, a wedding where you want to look your best for photo -ops, but please please why are there women running around GT with these things permanently aixed to their corneas?  A co- worker of mine wears hers everyday, a sign that she cannot possibly be washing her face, unless she wakes up at 4am everyday to apply them because i know for a fact they are cumbersome to apply but my honest guess is that she sleeps with them as i’ve heard her saying she almost forgot and touched her eye….. WHY would i want to wear something that prevents me from having contact with my face?

Now coming to the hair, wigs can be hot but why do women think they can pull of that Mary J. blonde? NO NO…Its just sad  not to mention disturbing to see a gurl black as tamarind seed wearing a full head of platinum locks whipping in the wind. Like the host of Glamour encouraging more women to buy their own hair and then proclaiming its yours  if you bought it…bought and hair?  sounds like an oxymorn, but then again so is the host.

Coming to the nails, no one can stop women from wanting beautiful nails, but they should be natural looking, no? From the time that we can spot your nailbed rising upward like baking dough, its fake. I have seen some really pretty natural nails that have been ruined by all that ghetto airbrush art- why cant a simple manicure cut it? let your nails speak not your nailpolish!

Now coming to hygenie again, not only are some of these nails way to long to type with, what about washing your ass and other delicate parts in the shower? guess they dont!  not only are these pretty girls nasty but they’re also lazy- think any of them would scrub a pot with those talons?!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes we’re not really sure what horrors lurk beneath!

 The other day i was at lunch peacefully trying to devour my meal in less than my 30 mins allotted time by my slave labor company and there he comes right in to bug the living shit out of me- Jorge!

So he keeps asking mundane questions, i politely answer him until i just cant take it anymore and i just start giving one word murmers- he finally gets the hint but then is too dumb to stop- leans over in my ear to ask me if he can ask a question, i think sure why not you’ve been doing all 20mins without caring so whats one more jab at me and then there he goes- asking me the unthinkable – ” are you having your period” – WAT THE FUCK?

I basically told Jorge that i dont need to be having my period to be a bitch to him, it just comes naturally when he walks in the room and shoots shit at me.

I don’t get this guy he now thinks that my frend and i are wearing the same clothes to work – simultaneously- how the hell thats possible is only in jorge’s mind.

 

My workplace is nothing short of interesting, i deal with such losers on a daily basis and this one guy in particular just takes the cake. For the purpose of this i’ll refer to him as Jorge.

Jorge seems to be your average guy, average looks, personality,smarts etc ( although he would much have you believe him to be a rocket scientist- no kidding) The only thing that isn’t so average about him is the fact that this guy CAN NOT and DOES NOT take one fucking hint.  I swear NOTHING moves this guy.

I have been resisting his advances in the nicest ways possible but now i just gotta be a bitch- he knows i have a man, i have said that umpteen times but he just refuses to give up and this has nothing to do with me being hot ( which i am;)..) , he runs after as many women as he think he can and the part that REALLY pisses me off if his psycho-analysing every fucking thing.

If i incline my head to the right when i speak Jorge is going to make that a topic and then try to break me down into being emotionally subservient and all sorts of bullshit – excuse me but who the hell talks like that?  especially a so- called hetrosexual who wants to get in my pants- does he think thats gonna appeal to my ’softer side’?……..FUCK!

Talking to him is like being in a conversation with an attention seeking woman ( was that redundant?..) anyhow he takes over the entire conversation and the second you try to get a word in edgewise he snaps and says things like ‘ no no… let me finish….’….’ u dont understand what i mean’….. Of course i dont understand what you mean, you’re a fucking ASSS!

I know women have been trying to use psychology on men for years( more than often without any hint of success) and here comes this little bugger thinking he can win one over on me? PLEASE!

 

I haven’t had the time to write anything new but this i could not resist. There’s this ‘local’ game show on lately and i swear to god the host has some problem, either its ADD or downsyndrome ( that would explain the weird shaped head) but seriously why the fuck does this dude repeat every word/sentence like twice before he can move to the next one..before he can move on to the next one – UH HUH  it is that annoying!

He’s not even a metrosexual as Stolid usually classifies them, this one i feel in particular hasn’t even got the balls to be that- i don’t know there is just something off about this coolie boy..

Doesn’t this guy realise how fucking retarded he sounds, the only reason i watched the show a total of 7 mins was to time how many new sentences he could form after the repetitions!

ok..ive soo been outta this stuff, i now see there’s a big war brewing between some blogs, its sad but i really don’t give a fuck..

moving on….new blog on the loose..UNTOLD MALAIKA…think i spelt that wrong, http://untoldmalaika.blogspot.com/

it appears to be full of hodge podge interesting things, will link that sometime later. Im watching the progression of some of these blogs( being new myself)..

I have been absent from the blogging world for a few weeks, within that period not much has happened, as can be expected with the boring,mundne life i lead.

Work is a constant battle, should i just sit in my office and take the shit from my superiors ( who are a bunch of airheads just so you know) or should i ‘bruk out’ and tell them all off, do a dramatic cuss out & walk out on them like i’m the shit….

 

 

…….on second thought i would just be screwed, i won’t deny that i really do need this job, not in the financial aspect but just as a matter of proving my self worth- if just for me .

The people I work with will drive me insane if the job itself doesn’t. There are all types of crazy personalities, from the stern (i-can-do-everything-myself-dont-piss-me-off-) supervisors to the ‘I-dont-know-a-shit-but-will-sleep-with-anyone-to-get-somewhere ‘ women and (ahem) men.

Enough of my complaining, i need to get back into the social world…really connect and then perhaps i will have something of consequence to blog about.

ok just so u guys know i’m still alive, no foreign bodies have taken me over…i will blog again – but not in a hurry, just been way too busy to write, but better be sure ive got sum stories planned for u guys!

One will be titled “BATTY & POE”…well maybe not..but its based on the love of an oversized girl by her very opposite counterpart…..BRACE UR SELVES….actually…dont.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH…i supposed to say something nah….

I need a time out from my life right now, i feel like i am only dealing with and bring more mad people into my life. The water company almost cut my line instead of my neighbours, i was billed  for  items i did not order and to top it off  i was in receipt of some wonderful counterfiet dollars- that almost gave me jail time when i attempted to change them @ the cambio.

The worst thing to deal with are INCOMPENT, IGNORANT and ILLTERATE persons- imagine duelling all of them in one day. I am NOT strong enough for this, people ask me the silliest questions every fucking minute and all i wanna say is go play in some traffic.

The topic of children came up and i pronounced i don’t think i would like any. Wow!… all HELL BREAK LOOSE after my statement. What is wrong with me NOT wanting any kids and why do people feel that topic is not personal, like i OWE them an explanation, for all they know maybe i am physically not able to have children, maybe i was abused, maybe i hate kids – whatever my reason- its my fucking reason and i don’t feel the need to have to share it with every stranger that thinks i’m weird because of my choice.

Another thing, can people STOP referring to Guyana as a third world country? i mean regular folks who just feel that is the justification for why everything fails here… ‘ we poor..because we is a third world’…. first off, poverty is NOT limited to developing countries, there are ghettos and trailer parks in some of the most so called developed countries.- there are underlying socio-economic reasons for the shit we are in and some corrupt people to thank as well.

The term 3rd world was not developed because we rank last in the world ( although its used for that now) but because during the time of the cold war it was used to distinguish countries that were neutral/platonic in their political affliations or beliefs. 1st & 2nd world countries were socialist/communist and capiltalist…..anyhow don’t know why i think its necessary to go through this but i just wanna shut some people up- all the time.

Everything is pissing me off lately, from my retarded housekeeper to my martyr boyfriend. I need a vacation, i need sanity and a hookah wouldnt hurt either.

Long story short- went to this party, got extremely wasted ( like i haven’t in at least 4 years) ..anywho decided i would leave early because of how i felt ( or didnt). Whilst trying to sober myself up Josh came over to where i was waiting on a friend & i was so thankful he was there so i could rest my head on his arm and close my eyes since everything was spinning outta control.

Now let me say this very clearly – i RESTED MY HEAD on his shoulder, i did NOT throw myself on him in any way and yet before i could blink i felt his lips trying to close in on mine- i pushed him away.

I know we kissed like what, a month ago? but we had numerous conversations about me staying faithful to Damien..and basically that i would never allow myself that lapse in judgement again.

The fact that he attempted to kiss me whilst i was in that position has really pissed me off. If you think i asked for it- maybe i did, maybe i didnt- HOWEVER- had we never had those conversations and me straightening out that i wanted NOTHING but friendship from him, i would have understood him even trying to kiss me…me pushing him away..and him apologizing. …but it certainly didnt work that way.

Instead of saying ‘ i’m sorry’ he proceeds to say how even when i’m high i wont give in… so this dude KNOWS i am fucking wasted and expects to take full advantage of that!…

Flash forward 2 seconds to me throwing up- he pretends to comfort me by rubbing my back ( from like almost a mile away) while only thinking how the hell he can get away from this vomit stained woman with whom not a fuck is going to happen – and he does it -leaving me under the pretext of getting me water or some skunt, never returning but playing hide & feel up with a woman.

What i am mad about is the fact that i really saw through him…straight away. He wants what he can’t have, he wants to be the head of everything, he wants popularity,notoreity but lacks  character.

I thought he was a much better guy .. i was sadly mistaken.